The Orange Jelma

The Orange Jelma (Born Billiam Morrisey) is a prominent bartender, egg-finder, and notorious outlaw in and around Hoboken II. Rumors that The Orange Jelma is an eggfucker are unfounded.

Early life
The Orange Jelma was born in 1461 into a long line of egg-finders. At the age of 2, he discovered he had a strong spiritual connection with the planet Jupiter, who advised him to began the ancient practice of bartending at an early age. The Orange Jelma would become an expert young bartender until he was seb'n, when his father "took him back round the shed and buried him alive" effectively halting his growth for 500 years.

Career as a musician
In 1968, Bonald Mancuso unearthed The Orange Jelma while doing research for his Teletext Morrissey fansite. The Orange Jelma quickly took interest in Mancuso's Shitgaze religion and the two became fast friends, forming The Indigenous People of Peru. Their first record (which consisted mainly of The Orange Jelma being abused repeatedly with a length of rubber pipe) went quadruple platinum, cementing them as a staple of the shitgaze music genre.

Current status
During the construction of Hoboken II, The Orange Jelma met neo-Soviet Jim Crumble, who inspired him to turn to a life of crime, egg-finding, and possibly eggfucking which he continues to this day. Currently, The Orange Jelma lives in a local Hoboken ditch.