Jim Crumble

Jim Sergei Crumble (born Von McShaney) is a neo-Soviet fool hailing from the most rural, backward part of Ireland. He is one of the most respected realtors in Hoboken II, and is famous for owning an incredibly large amount of rifles, which he uses to "beat some sense into th' local young'ns".

Life
Von McShaney was born in 1987 in a small makeshift papier-mâché hut in the ol' rollin' hills of Ireland. On March 3rd, 1999, an assassination attempt was made on his life, resulting in grievous bodily harm. McShaney was legally dead for 14 days before being revived by a traveling communist witch doctor. After this incident, McShaney pledged his life to Lenin and changed his name to Jim Crumble, moving to Hoboken II by mistake thinking it to be the remains of the dissolved USSR.